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LETS TALK ABOUT ASH...

Updated: Dec 20, 2019

ashy aSHē/ - A layer of dry, white skin.

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"My momma always told me that my feet were so ashy, they could start a fire" - Oscar Proud




Growing up, I was always the ashy girl. My ankles stayed ashy, and what made it worse was the fact that since I was always so tall and thick, my pants floated up past my ankles when I sat down in class. Talk about somebody being ready for the flood. The crazy part about all of it though, was the fact that my face stayed oiled up with vaseline! Anyway, my family always had that bomb cocoa butter, not to be confused with the watered down wanna be cocoa butter that made you ashy 10 minutes after putting some on. You know which one I'm talking about, and if not, you had it goooood. Nonetheless, we had the good stuff but I was just too lazy to put some on. I thought I had better things to do with my time like play the Sims 24/7 creating my perfect life.